And say that for the first time in my life, I’m actually excited for a Batman movie.
So if your goal was to get a whole new crowd of people out to the movies, high five.
If you really wanted girlfriends everywhere to be excited to be invited to the latest high action flick with their boyfriends, mission accomplished.
Apparently (according to my very accurate source: Facebook) all the real Batman fans just aren’t that excited. And I feel bad for them. Really, I do.
But I’m pumped. I mean, come on guys, didn’t you see him in Pearl Harbor? How about Argo? Dogma? Or even He’s Just Not That Into You? He can act.
Let’s just forget about some of the bad decisions like Gigli. And maybe Jersey Girl. And for sure Bounce.
That lovely magical face is about to be our next Batman.
Ain’t nothing wrong with that.