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Happy Pi Day!

Yesterday I baked a cake for the Lenten Challenge.

Do we know how easy it is to bake a cake? You just follow a box.

It. Is. Genius.

Anywho, I bake a cake and wait for it to cool while I’m chatting away with the boy. And the boy says “why would you bake a cake for pie day?”

Son of a…

I completely forget.

But I brought it into work today anyway (it was that or eat the entire cake myself… and hey… sharing is caring).

PiDay

I’d like to think I’m clever.

And guess what. It must not have been terrible. Because the whole thing was gone by 5:00pm.

Pi Day Win!

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Adult Birthdays

I made a quick trip home to watch this amazing guy play some basketball. Literally, I was gone from home for 34 hours. 16 were spent driving. It was a bit insane. But totally worth every mile to see this kid.

I get it. I'm biased. But HOW CUTE is this kid?!

I get it. I’m biased. But HOW CUTE is this kid?!

And he won. And he’s awesome. Man I love that kid.

Anywho… while I was home we had a mini birthday party. Because I have rock star family members. And here’s what happened:

A skillet, a spatula or two, some knives and a board game.

A skillet, a spatula or two, some knives and a board game.

What’s funny about this?

These are the perfect birthday gifts.

A little “you know you’re an adult when…”

I wanted a skillet for my birthday.

And a board game.

And those amazing knives.

See you later days of past, the days I wanted clothes, or makeup or something else girly and frivolous. Forget that. Bring on the kitchen supplies and you’ll make me giddy beyond words!

So watch out March. You’re about to get sliced and diced and cooked in my fancy new large skillet.

Cause this girl is on her way to adulthood. Hello grown up world!

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For serious. Look everyone.

Did we know that KitchenAid made these?

Look! Look! Look!

Look! Look! Look!

It’s ridiculous. I know. Because it’s so impractical. And how many kitchens does that fit in?

BUT IT’S AMAZING.

That is all. Just had to share.

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Cooking Challenge – Sausage Stars

Pre-filling.

Pre-filling.

I have this amazing friend in Lincoln.

She’s cool. She’s trendy. She watches home reno shows with me… and she reads this blog. 🙂

What I’m telling you here – is this lady is super fly.

And this lady makes some MEAN Super Bowl Party food.

So this year, being 550 miles away from her, I asked her if I could steal her recipe from her for these incredible things called Sausage Stars.

And now I’m sharing with you.

Whoops. Hope it wasn’t a secret…

Ingredients:

  • 1 pound hot sausage (don’t get mild, you’ll regret it)
  • 2 cups shredded Monterey jack cheese
  • 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar
  • 1 can small olives
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1/2 cup mayo (don’t use miracle whip – you will absolutely hate yourself later)
  • 2 tablespoons Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing mix
  • 1 package wontons

Brown sausage and drain.

Mix milk and mayo and mix. Then add the rest. (You may think that it’s not all going to stir in. It will!)

Brown wontons @ 350 for 6 minutes.

Fill with mixture and bake at 375 until bubbly (took approx ten minutes).

Well hello happiness.

Well hello happiness.

You guys. These are amazing. Perfect for a group.

And they are just delightfully snack like.

Oh – and they are SUPER easy.

I accidentally thought I could pull off miracle whip instead of mayo. But you know that tangy taste of miracle whip? Yup. You tasted that for sure.

And it was gross. So don’t do that!

But DO try these. And don’t spread the word too far that I shared this super top secret recipe.

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The Runza Adventure

What happens when you’re enough obsessed with a food item that you talk about it to your new friends for months on end without stopping?

Well – you might just convince them that hopping in the car after work one night and driving for two and a half hours to try this ‘incredible thing’ is the way to go.

Which is exactly what I did.

I kept reading and coveting all of the Facebook posts about the amazing Temperature Tuesday (buy a sandwich for the price – in cents – of the temperature at 6am) and I realized this was my in. I just threw it out there. And people agreed. Crazy friends. Man I like them.

So on Tuesday evening, we piled into the car and drove through Denver rush hour traffic (it’s terrible, it’ll make you want to cry, I don’t recommend it) for 2 1/2 hours to Loveland. Oh wonderful Loveland. Why are you so fantastic?

And that’s where this happened:

Hey Mikey - they like it - they really like it!

Hey Mikey – they like it – they really like it!

I was really unsure of how it would be received. But they loved it! The ranch! the cinnamon rolls! The fact that there was Dr. Pepper. All of it. It was all well received.

And on full stomachs and after lots of laughs and disturbing other patrons during the meal time… we climbed back in the car for the return drive.

Don’t worry, this trip only took 2 hours. And it may or may not have been a dance party. We pulled back into town about 11pm.

Oh the adventures of the young and fun.

The next day was a little rough on all of us. But the trip? Totally worth the drive. Plus, there was a huge takeaway:

See... I'm not crazy. Chili and Cinamon Rolls is a THING!

Boom.

I’m not crazy. Chili and cinnamon rolls is a THING.

Ah validation. So sweet.

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Pinterest Challenge – Buffalo Chicken Wraps and Baked Pickles

I have always admired the Skinny Taste blog. This girl is great. She does a new recipe a day. She takes things people love and alters them slightly to make it a wee bit healthier… and then reports basically all nutrition information. It’s a great idea. And if you subscribe to her blog – you get a new recipe in your inbox every day. A clever way to discover meals that you’d never consider making!

This time – I was attempting the Buffalo Chicken Wraps and her Baked Pickles (which were like fried pickles… only more healthy). And the buffalo chicken? Made in a crock pot. #winning

It's healthy. And delicious.

It’s healthy. And delicious.

Crock Pot Buffalo Chicken Lettuce Wraps

Ingredients:

For the chicken:

  • 24 oz boneless skinless chicken breast
  • 1 celery stalk (didn’t have… so didn’t use)
  • 1/2 onion, diced (didn’t have… so didn’t use)
  • 1 clove garlic (didn’t have… so didn’t use)
  • 16 oz fat-free low sodium chicken broth (I think you most likely need WAY more, maybe go with two cans?)
  • 1/2 cup hot cayenne pepper sauce (I used more here too… wanted more of a kick)

For the wraps:

  • 6 large lettuce leaves, Bibb or Iceberg
  • 1 1/2 cups shredded carrots (I just did one carrot… it’s all for the look anyway… right)
  • 2 large celery stalks, cut into 2 inch match sticks (whoops. consider that forgotten)
  • (I added blue cheese. Come on, with buffalo chicken wraps? It’s basically a requirement)

Directions:

In a crock pot, combine chicken, onions, celery stalk, garlic and broth (enough to cover your chicken, use water if the can of broth isn’t enough). Cover and cook on high 4 hours.

Poor dented little crock pot.

Poor dented little crock pot.

Remove the chicken from pot, reserve 1/2 cup broth and discard the rest. Shred the chicken with two forks, return to the slow cooker with the 1/2 cup broth and the hot sauce and set to on high for an additional 30 minutes. Makes 3 cups chicken.

To prepare lettuce cups, place 1/2 cup buffalo chicken in each leaf, top with 1/4 cup shredded carrots, celery and dressing of your choice. Wrap up and start eating!

You guys. This chicken was the bomb.com. I used it the entire rest of the week on salads and in random other things. So good. This recipe I absolutely suggest!

But the chicken wraps themself don’t make for a very glamorous dinner. So I added the baked pickles. Here’s the thing, I LOVE fried pickles. I’m not sure whoever thought – yeah let’s take this salty semi-tangy thing, bread it and then FRY it. But I like that person. That person deserves a gold star. High five dude.

Oven “Fried” Pickles (she had a homemade ranch with this, I skipped it and went for the store-bought kind)

Ingredients:

  • 2 -16 oz jars (48 slices) sliced oval dill hamburger pickles, I used Vlasic (warning – this is a lot of pickles – I mean, don’t try to eat this alone)
  • 1/2 cup of Panko crumbs
  • 1/4 cup of cornmeal
  • 1/4 cup of flour
  • 1/4 tsp of smoked paprika (I used regular paprika)
  • 1/2 tsp chipotle powder  (who has this? not this girl. I went with chili powder, it was already in the spice rack)
  • 1/4 cup dried parsley (skipped it)
  • 1/8th tsp kosher salt
  • 1 large egg 1 large egg white
  • olive oil spray (about 1 tsp)

Directions:

Place pickles to drain on paper towels (you’re going to need a lot of paper towels). Mix crumbs and flour together along with paprika, parsley, and half the chipotle powder and salt. Whisk eggs and egg whites in a bowl and season with remaining chipotle powder. Dip pickles in egg mixture and then into the crumb mix, pressing down on the crumbs.

So... so... many pickles. Pickles for days! P.s. These pickles = not good reheated. Just sayin.

So… so… many pickles. Pickles for days! P.s. These pickles = not good reheated. Just sayin.

Heat oven to 450°F along with 2 baking sheets. When the oven reaches 450°, remove baking sheets and spray with olive oil spray; place pickles on the baking sheets and spray the tops of the pickles with the more oil.  Bake 8-10 minutes, turn and spray if needed and cook an additional five minutes. Remove pickles from cooking sheet and serve hot with ranch dip.

Here’s the deal. The baked ones were good. But someone in the kitchen (it wasn’t me I swear) started frying up some of those pickles. And boy oh boy were those tasty.

Whoops. Where did that pan and all that oil come from?!

Whoops. Where did that pan and all that oil come from?!

Yum. To die for delicious.

So – if you’re maybe not on a health kick, I might get out the vegetable oil and have that on hand if you get tired of waiting for the pickles to bake…

Overall, I liked every part of this, and I think the pickles would be a great dish for a big gathering. And the chicken will absolutely happen again as something to eat for lunches for the rest of the week. Yum. Thank goodness for that crock pot… and for Skinny Taste!

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The Crock Pot

Of course security would search through my crockpot bag. Hope that gave someone a laugh...

Crock pot, Tupperware and clothes. That’s what everyone carries in their suitcase… right?!

I bought a crock pot many moons ago and I rarely used the thing. It just sat in a cupboard getting dusty. Because what on earth would you use a crock pot for? It’s sad friends. But we all know it’s true.

Moving on…

Here’s what I learned a couple of months ago. You can put something in the crock pot at the beginning of the day… and then you get home… and it’s just ready to eat. Genius. So smart.

Well, when I moved, I left the crock pot in Lincoln. Not purposefully. I just wasn’t thinking about it. But now that I’m cooking up a storm, I was really craving that crock pot.

So my last trip home was a short weekend, but I decided to pack not too many things in a large suitcase, so that when I flew back – I’d have a room to put the crock pot in my suitcase. Man, how smart am I? This saved me from buying a new one – or paying someone to ship me my old one. This option was FREE!

Things I didn’t consider:

  • The throwing of my suitcase
  • Potential damage to my crock pot
  • How the guy/gal in security would feel when they opened the luggage and saw a crock pot in there. Don’t worry, I’m not smuggling drugs, just cooking supplies…

I got home and ended up with some broken Tupperware and a largely dented crock pot. Great news – it still gets hot – and there’s nothing wrong with the inner bowl. And did I mention… this option was FREE.

Now, every time I look at that crock pot I will smile. And think of how clever I thought I was being. Oh the good old days…

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Pinterest Challenge – Chili and Cinnamon Rolls

This weekend I came to the harsh realization that having a meal of ‘chili and cinnamon rolls’ is not a normal thing. I was shocked. Everyone eats this as a meal at home. You order the pairing off of restaurant menus. When there is chili – you know that cinnamon rolls are going to be provided. It’s just what you do!

Well, apparently that’s just a midwest thing? My new friends thought I was crazy.

Update: I’m only slightly crazy.

I knew I needed to remedy this situation so I invited the crew over to try this amazing combination. I’m sure in your head you’re thinking “Bets – it’s not a challenge if you’ve made it before.” Well, I’d agree. Then share the very sad, very guilty secret that in my 27 years – I’ve never made a chili recipe before. Scratch that, that’s a blatant lie – I’ve made turkey chili before that was TERRIBLE and used cubed turkey meat. Nasty. But my other chili cook off attempts have been Hormel Chili straight out of the can and into the crock pot. It’s a shame. But it’s the truth.

Not this time. This time I opened up my handy dandy cookbook that I received as a Christmas gift and found an amazing recipe for Tex-Mex Chili. Great news – this cookbook is fairly basic and comes with helpful hints like “how to cut an onion” – thank you cookbook. It’s like you know me. That’s incredibly handy.

I forgot to mention – here’s what I learned is the best part about chili. You can run home for lunch, throw everything in a crock pot and then arrive home for dinner and TADA! You’ve got a meal. Done and sold!

Would you look at this. It's beautiful. Also beautiful, when you already have sour cream and green onions in your fridge from your last meal. Having a full fridge is amazing.

Would you look at this. It’s beautiful. Also beautiful, when you already have sour cream and green onions in your fridge from your last meal. Having a full fridge is amazing.

Tex-Mex Chili

This meal fed 9 people… took about 30 minutes of prep time and then sat in the crock pot for 5 hours.

  • 1 1/2 lbs ground beef (I just used two pounds – what can I say – I like meaty chili!)
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 5 garlic cloves, minced (Update: mincing garlic makes you stink. Please just be aware)
  • 1 can (14-1/12 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup V8 juice
  • 1/4 cup brewed coffee
  • 2 envelopes chili seasoning
  • 1 can (16 ounces) refried beans
  • 1 can (15 ounces) Ranch Style beans (pinto beans in seasoned tomato sauce)
  • 2 tablespoons ground cumin
  • 2 tablespoons chili powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice

In a large skillet (when it says large, it means large, because this is A LOT of stuff – you ::might:: need to make it in two batches, that was our plan), cook beef and onion over medium heat until meat is no longer pink. Add garlic; cook 1 minute longer. Drain. Stir in the tomatoes, water, juice, coffee and chili seasoning.

Transfer to a 4-qt. slow cooker. Stir in remaining ingredients. Cover and cook on low for 4-5 hours to allow flavors to blend.

And no good chili dinner is complete without a little help from…

Easiest dessert ever! Made from "scratch" - and - the perfect compliment to chili.

Easiest dessert ever! Made from “scratch” – and – the perfect complement to chili.

Cinnamon Rolls in a Snap

The Rolls:

  • 4 1/2 cups biscuit/baking mix
  • 1 1/3 cups milk (I actually bought real milk for this and not almond milk because I was worried about the consequences)

The Filling:

  • 2 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 1/4 cup sugar (which I did not own and had to get at the store, shame, I know)
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

The Icing:

  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 tablespoons milk
  • 2 tablespoons butter, melted
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

In a large bowl, combine biscuit mix and milk. Turn onto a floured surface, knead 8-10 times. Roll the dough into a 12 inch x 10 inch rectangle (seriously, do people actually measure this?). Spread with butter. Combine the sugar and cinnamon and sprinkle over butter.

Roll up from a long side, pinch seam to seal. Cut into 12 slices, place with cut side down on a large greased baking sheet.

Bake at 450 degrees from 10-12 minutes or until golden brown. Meanwhile, combine the icing ingredients, spread over warm rolls. Serve warm.

The entire meal was a hit. A huge success. People loved the chili. People loved the cinnamon rolls. Which – to clarify – were a little less like rolls and more like biscuits. Just keep that in mind! But most importantly people enjoyed the combo. I mean – don’t get me wrong – there were many jokes about how strange ‘my kind’ was. But overall, it appears everyone was pleased!

The best news – I’m learning to love this cooking thing. It’s therapeutic. And there’s nothing quite like enjoying a meal with people who you can laugh with. Plus – having someone around while you do dishes – that’s really great! Not sure what I’ll be doing next week for our meal together – so I’m taking ideas! Go ahead and comment – or send me text/email!

Pinterest Challenge – Meatloaf & Potatoes

Here’s the thing about buying a 10 lb sack of potatoes. Turns out, it’s a whole lot of potatoes. I used maybe four on the Potato Pizza, which meant, I had a whole bag of potatoes left – and frugal Betsy isn’t about to let those puppies go to waste.

I’m going to warn you right now, this is an incredibly LONG blog post. So I’ll do a quick summary of things I learned tonight if you’re interested in just reading this – and then abandoning the page. I won’t blame you. No hard feelings. Here’s what I now know:

  • If a potato has a growth, it’s no big deal, you cut it off and then you eat it. It’s gross, but it’s true and apparently totally socially acceptable. 
  • Potatoes take FOREVER to cook.
  • Seriously, if you’re going to use a recipe with a whole lot of chopping – you should own a cutting board. And some suitable knives.
  • Having 7 people around to help chop/dice/measure/grind and whatever else you need makes the entire process go so much faster.
  • Actually, having 7 people around while doing anything is just more fun.

With my sack of potatoes, I started searching Pinterest for a creative way to use them. And, if I do say so myself, I think I settled on a pretty darn awesome way to fully use every part of the potato. Not only would we use the insides (how tradition) – but we were going to shake things up and use the skins too! Thanks to the amazing Pioneer Woman we had Potato Skins and then a lovely lady named Tracey got us to the Twice Baked Potato Casserole.

As much as I think a meal of potatoes might be perfectly reasonable, the rest of the world tells me I need to add a protein (overrated). Fine. So I added a tried and true Meatloaf Cupcake recipe. The original plan was to top them with mashed potatoes – call them mashed potato cupcakes and stick with the theme. But enough was enough. Two potato dishes was plenty. And these Meatloaf Muffins were delicious enough to stand on their own.

The overall plan was: Clean potatoes, throw potatoes in oven, make meatloaf, take potatoes out – cut & scoop out the inside, bake the skins, make the casserole and then finish the skins.

Amazing news: The plan worked. I might have started the potatoes a little earlier. Because they take an entire day to bake (not really, but they DO take an extremely large amount of time). But other than that, I actually felt like I had baking logistics down pat. That doesn’t just happen. Normally I’m the girl who can’t figure out to get eggs, bacon and toast all cooked and finished at the same time.

So I forgot to add the green onions and the sour cream. But I tell you what, cheese and bacon was plenty excellent!

So I forgot to add the green onions and the sour cream. But I tell you what, cheese and bacon was plenty excellent!

So start with the Potato Skins...

Ingredients

  • 8 whole Russet Potatoes (or 400 – whatever you have)
  • 4 Tablespoons Canola Oil
  • 2 Tablespoons Butter
  • Salt To Taste
  • 1-1/2 cup Grated Cheddar Cheese
  • 8 slices Thick Cut Peppered Bacon, Fried Until Almost Crisp And Chopped (or the cheap bacon, that worked too – and turns out – you can microwave bacon – 3 minutes, flip another two minutes and you’re good to go)
  • 2 whole Green Onions, Sliced
  • 1/2 cup Sour Cream

Preparation Instructions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Scrub potatoes clean and allow them to dry (dry huh? well, missed that line, that explains a few things…). With a paper towel (or just with your hands) rub the skin of the potatoes with 2 tablespoons canola oil so that they’re nice and moist.

Place potatoes on a baking sheet and bake until skin is crisp and potatoes are tender, about 30 to 40 minutes. Remove the pan and allow to cool until you can handle the potatoes.

Cut potatoes in half lengthwise. Scoop out the insides (move to another bowl for your other and get ready to mash!), leaving a little bit of potato in the skins. Melt the butter with 2 tablespoons canola oil, then brush both the outside and the inside of the potatoes. Sprinkle the inside lightly with salt. Place potato halves face-down and return to the oven for 5 to 8 minutes. Using tongs (fingers, fork, spatula), turn the potatoes over and continue to bake until the edges of the potatoes start to turn golden brown.

Remove from oven. Sprinkle the insides of the potato skins with cheddar, then sprinkle on the chopped bacon. Return to the oven long enough for the cheese to melt, about 3 to 4 minutes.

It's like mashed potatoes. But it's better and it's covered in cheese and bacon. There's no losing here.

It’s like mashed potatoes. But it’s better and it’s covered in cheese and bacon. There’s no losing here.

Twice Baked Potato Casserole

2 lb russet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1-inch pieces (or all of the insides from the other potatoes)
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
2/3 cup milk (don’t use almond milk – just use extra butter, extra sour cream and you’re good to go!)
1/4 cup sour cream
1/4 cup nonfat Greek yogurt (or sour cream)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder (I actually had fresh garlic, so we used that and it was amazing)
dash cayenne pepper
4 oz sharp cheddar cheese, shredded and divided
3 scallions, thinly sliced
4 slices bacon, cooked until crisp then crumbled

Preheat oven to 350 F. Spray a baking dish with nonstick cooking spray (I used a rectangular dish that’s about 11×7 inches).

Add the potatoes to a large saucepan and cover with cold water (don’t forget to salt the water) (um, or forget. that works fine too). Set over medium-high heat and bring to a boil. Cook the potatoes until fork tender then drain. Return the potatoes to the same pot and add the butter, milk, sour cream, Greek yogurt, salt, garlic powder, and cayenne. Use a hand mixer to beat the potatoes just until all of the ingredients have been incorporated and they’re light and fluffy (do not overbeat) (or use your hands… and a masher). Season to taste. Stir in about 3/4 of the cheese, the scallions, and the crumbled bacon until evenly distributed.

Transfer the potato mixture to the prepared dish. Sprinkle the reserved cheese over the top. Bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the cheese is melted and the potatoes warmed through. Garnish with additional scallions and bacon before serving.

Yum.

Yum. And fair warning – these suckers are a wee bit spicy. But good spicy. You’ll probably like it. 

And last but not least… Meatloaf Muffins!

Meat mixture:

  • ½ medium onion, finely chopped
  • 2 stalks celery, finely chopped
  • ½ green bell pepper, finely chopped
  • 2 medium carrots, peeled and finely chopped
  • 2 t. minced garlic
  • 2 t. crushed red pepper
  • 1 T. Italian seasonings
  • Salt & pepper to taste
  • 1 lb. 99% ground white turkey
  • 1 lb. 96% lean ground beef
  • 1 cup dry oats
  • 4 egg whites
  • ½ of a large can spaghetti sauce
  • 1 T. Balsamic vinegar

Awesome Sauce:

  • ½ of the spaghetti sauce from above
  • 3 T. Balsamic vinegar
  • 1 t. crushed red pepper (or more to taste)
  • ½ t. cayenne pepper
  • 1 T. Honey

1.     Turn the over to preheat at 375 degrees. Chop all the veggies (onion, celery, pepper, carrots) and put in large sauté pan with garlic, crushed red pepper, Italian seasonings and salt/pepper. Add ¼ cup water. Allow to boil at medium heat, stirring every several minutes until translucent, but not over cooked (takes about 5 minutes).

2.     In a large mixing bowl place meat, oats, egg whites, ½ of the can (1 cup) of spaghetti sauce and balsamic vinegar. Mix very lightly with your hands, but do not over-mix, meat could get tough. Add veggies and mix. Spray pan with non-stick Olive Oil spray, and separate evenly into muffin pans. Bake 17 minutes.

3.     While the loaf is in the oven, make the awesome sauce. Use the sauté pan from before: place all ingredients together and allow to boil, reduce heat to low to simmer; stirring occasionally until meat mixture is done. Pour evenly over meatloaf when it comes out of the oven.

I cropped out the bottle of Pam and dish soap from the bottom.

I cropped out the bottle of Pam and dish soap from the bottom. But the sour cream on the table stayed. Obviously.

It was great. All of it! The best part? The meatloaf muffins are great for freezing… and now I’ll be eating meatloaf for lunch and dinner the rest of the week! Win!

Okay, I lied, the best part might have actually been that all of these ladies came to cook, laugh, drink wine and share a meal with me. Seriously, how lucky am I?

Answer: totally lucky. And after a great meal, we all settled down and watched Pitch Perfect. Again. It may or may not have been the 4th time this week. But guess what, I still love it. How could you not? Singing, dancing, jokes all around. If you haven’t seen it, go watch it. Now. It’s excellent.

So if you’ve stuck through this terribly long post, I’d strongly encourage you to try out any and all of these tasty treats. Especially for a large group. Because it’s a whole lot of food! Plus, dining alone just isn’t as much fun!

Next week… I’m thinking Peanut Butter Chicken? Or Chili and Cinnamon Rolls. I know, I know, the anticipation is probably killing you. But, you’ll just have to practice some patience, you’ll know when I know…

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Pinterest Challenge – Macho Nachos

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The ingredients!

Let’s face it, I love nachos. It’s a combination of all of my very favorite things… salt & carbs! Living in the sorority house in college we basically survived the weekends by eating microwave nachos for breakfast/lunch and dinner. Some chips, some shredded cheese and 30 seconds in the microwave – bam! – lunch was ready.But I kept hearing of these people who baked nachos… or broiled them? What? Foreign concept. Yes, I will accept that challenge and try it out. So to Pinterest I went… and I stumbled upon a recipe from Paula Deen. Seriously, if Paula Deen has a recipe for nachos, how do you NOT try them?

I present to you – Paula Deen’s Macho Nachos… with my edits… of course!

Ingredients (Serves 12): (I’m one person, so I adjusted)

  • 1   can refried beans (or a few scoops from one can)
  • 1   large bag white corn tortilla chips (as many as you think you can eat – stop – put some back, your stomach isn’t that big, don’t kid yourself)
  • 1   medium onion, chopped (how about just a slice or two? save the rest for the next batch!)
  • 1   can chili (recommended Hormel) or your favorite chili recipe (Hormel. Duh.)
  • 1 cup shredded Pepper Jack cheese (enough to cover all of the chips)
  • 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (ditto)
  • 1 cup sour cream (I strongly dislike sour cream, so that got the ax…)
  • 1 cup green onion, chopped (whatever tastes good and looks festive)
  • 1   tomato, diced (I love tomato, so this is perfect)
  • 1   jalapeno sliced (I used half and I’m a weenie so I threw out the seeds)

Directions:Seriously, chop it all up before hand because you're about to throw it all on in two shakes.

Have all ingredients prepared and ready to assemble nachos.

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.In a small saucepan on low microwave, heat refried beans (and chili) until they are loose enough to spoon onto nachos.  On a large oven proof platter (or cover a normal baking sheet with tin foil – saves on clean up!), spread out tortilla chips and quickly put a teaspoon of hot refried beans (and chili) on each chip.  Working quickly, sprinkle with onions, Jack cheese, and jalapeno slices.  Spoon on chili and top that with Cheddar cheese. Repeat this layering process until ingredients are used up. Place chips in the oven at 350 degrees until cheese has melted.  Remove from oven and place on a trivet or heatproof surface and set on stove. Then feel free to take tin foil off pan and place onto plate. Top nachos with sour cream, green onions, diced tomato and jalapeno slices and serve hot (Whoops! Who needs that step, I’d already thrown all of those ingredients on before baking!).

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Baking effort. Pretty good. WAY TO MUCH. Silly Betsy.

So here’s my review – they are good. They looked nice. But as it turns out – I wasn’t that wild about all of the stuff on my nachos and having them be a bit soggy.As any good chef would – I tried it again (did I mention I love nachos?). This time I used my leftover ingredients (sans chili – it really wasn’t that great) – and I heated up my beans to dip them instead (instead of putting them on the chips and making them soggy gross). AND I BROILED THE NACHOS.

Way better. There aren’t words better. And it is much easier and quicker than baking the nachos! Who knew?! You turn on the broiler, stick the pan in, let the cheese melt AND let the chips get browned… and then you take them out and eat them. Genius. Oh and did I mention this way the chips BROWN. Yum. High five. Yay broiler.

Broiled success! Look at the brown! Look at the beauty! Yummo!

Broiled success! Look at the brown! Look at the beauty! Yummo!

Overall – the recipe – even modified slightly – was a success! It’ll be a great way to make a quick snack item for people when they come over AND they look great!Next week, I vow to do something with potatoes as I have about 10 left in my bag and it feels wasteful not to use them…