The Crock Pot

Of course security would search through my crockpot bag. Hope that gave someone a laugh...

Crock pot, Tupperware and clothes. That’s what everyone carries in their suitcase… right?!

I bought a crock pot many moons ago and I rarely used the thing. It just sat in a cupboard getting dusty. Because what on earth would you use a crock pot for? It’s sad friends. But we all know it’s true.

Moving on…

Here’s what I learned a couple of months ago. You can put something in the crock pot at the beginning of the day… and then you get home… and it’s just ready to eat. Genius. So smart.

Well, when I moved, I left the crock pot in Lincoln. Not purposefully. I just wasn’t thinking about it. But now that I’m cooking up a storm, I was really craving that crock pot.

So my last trip home was a short weekend, but I decided to pack not too many things in a large suitcase, so that when I flew back – I’d have a room to put the crock pot in my suitcase. Man, how smart am I? This saved me from buying a new one – or paying someone to ship me my old one. This option was FREE!

Things I didn’t consider:

  • The throwing of my suitcase
  • Potential damage to my crock pot
  • How the guy/gal in security would feel when they opened the luggage and saw a crock pot in there. Don’t worry, I’m not smuggling drugs, just cooking supplies…

I got home and ended up with some broken Tupperware and a largely dented crock pot. Great news – it still gets hot – and there’s nothing wrong with the inner bowl. And did I mention… this option was FREE.

Now, every time I look at that crock pot I will smile. And think of how clever I thought I was being. Oh the good old days…

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You might be a drag queen if…

Whoa.

Whoa. Trust me. This is not our normal look.

You scared yet?

Knife Girl and I went to get our makeup done.

The results were a bit scary. Cakey and scary.

Glittery, cakey and scary.

So. Much. Foundation.

So very very much powder.

And don’t even get me started on the eye shadow.

It made for an excellent laugh and some fantastic friend bonding. Moral of the story: If anyone ever invites you to ‘some event’ and ‘this one place’ with a ‘stranger showing us new makeup’ – say yes. Or rather, check your schedule to make sure you don’t have any plans immediately following… and then say yes.

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February Resolutions

If you’ll remember – last month I came to the genius conclusion that setting yearly goals for myself just didn’t work. I procrastinate. Bad style. If I did that – I’d wait until December to even attempt to start something that really I wanted to start a year ago. That just doesn’t make sense.

But you know what did? Monthly goals. Love me a box to check. Plus – if I tell you – then you know about it and I am held accountable. I really think I’m on to something here.

So here’s January’s goals and how they shook out:

  1. Buy nothing month. We knew it was going to be a little rough with two sets of visitors coming into town and a trip home. But I tell you what. I actually got into the habit of bringing my own lunch to work. I stopped going to Target when I felt the whim and started making a list. That way I actually think about something before I buy it awhile to see if I really needed it… or just wanted it. Those tweezers? Yup. Those are a need. The tape? Well, I found some in my tool closet (where else?) and now I don’t own two rolls. High five Betsy!
  2. Drivers license and license plates. I tried. I really really tried. I just didn’t have the right paperwork. #Bummer. Don’t worry, that moves to the top of my list for next month…
  3. Thank you notes. I didn’t write about it, mainly because that would be extremely boring. But I did it. Check. Watching The Bachelor and writing thank you notes is absolutely the way to go. I highly recommend it.
  4. New Way to Exercise. Bam. Frequency of exercise maybe not so great. But I found something I love. Hm. Maybe I should set a goal about that this month…
  5. Cook one new meal every week. Done! I blogged about those here, here and here. And don’t worry, there’s a fourth. But I’m a huge slacker and I haven’t blogged about it yet. Stay tuned.

I’d call that a pretty great month. So great, that I will absolutely set goals for February.

  1. Driver’s license, license plates, Passport. That’s right. I’m adding Passport to the list. This requires going to Walgreens, getting a photo and then going to the Post Office and spending a ridiculous amount. That’s easy. And what if I end up with a whim to go to Paris? I mean, it’s not ‘no spend January’ any more… I’m going to need that sucker.
  2. Appointments. It’s time. I’ve been here three months. I need to find new people. This month I’m scheduling an eye appointment, a dentist teeth cleaning visit and I need to find a vet to see K and Phoebs. I know, this is an extremely sexy goal. Even though it’s maybe disgustingly practical. It’s a need. And I’m doing it.
  3. No recorded TV until I’ve exercised for the day. What?! Here’s the deal, I really like my bed. Like, a lot. That combined with my absolute lack of discipline leads to me going home and crawling into bed and watching tv. Instead of doing something active. For heavens sake, there’s an elliptical in my living room. There’s no excuse to not jump on while watching a show. Or spending quality time with Julian before seeing what’s happening with Jess and Nick. This is happening. Count on it.
  4. Crock pot fun. I brought my crock pot back from my old home this month. I love my crock pot. And there’s one million things to try with it. Once a week – I’m making a crock pot meal. Yes I will take suggestions. Send them my way if you have them.

What about you friends? Want to accomplish something this month? Shoot me an email. I’m more than happy to hold you accountable! Overall, January was a fantastic month. The temps were warm. I had fabulous visitors. I found a groove. I’m looking forward to February as it’s looking as if it’s going to be pretty darn wonderful month. More fun visitors, more fun new places to try, great work to be done and some wonderful new friends to explore more of life with!

Pinterest Challenge – Frittata

I post a nice long rant about the DMV and disappear for a week. Man I’m fickle!

I took a trip home this weekend. Saw my friends, my family, my special friend, a terribly depressing play and spent some qt with my “little ones” while hanging out and watching a high school basketball game. It was glorious. Plus, I accidentally spent an extra day in Lincoln due to some serious fog (think Sleepy Hollow style). Plus, I picked up my birth certificate, so watch out DMV, here I come!

But as the post title suggests, I also got some cooking in. That’s right friends, I cooked on my vacation. Be scared. I’m a whole different person these days. The family went to church, we came home and in discussing the various ingredients already in the fridge… we settled upon attempting my first frittata (thank you Pinterest).

How cute is my mom? She wanted to set out fruit nicely as a pretty backtop for my blog photos. Love her.

How cute is my mom? She wanted to set out fruit nicely as a pretty back drop for my blog photos. Love her.

Here’s the recipe thank you to the lovely Jessie over at the Pleasant and Plump blog (ps. the name. kills me.) :Spinach and Potato Frittata

2 tablespoons olive oil
6 small red potatoes, sliced (or just six potatoes, you know, whatever is available)
1 cup fresh chopped spinach
2 tablespoons sliced green onions (we used plain onion, because it was on the counter)
1 teaspoon crushed garlic
Salt and Pepper to taste (what this is saying, SALT ME OR I WILL BE BLAND)
6 eggs
1/3 cup milk
1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (optional) (seriously, who makes cheese optional? silly frittata)

Place potatoes in a skillet with olive oil over medium heat for about 10 minutes cooking them until tender (but still somewhat firm). Stir in spinach, green onions, and garlic. Season with salt and pepper. Continue cooking 1 to 2 minutes, until spinach is wilted.

Slicing potatoes with a big girl knife makes the world of a difference... How close are we to my birthday... Sigh.

Slicing potatoes with a big girl knife makes the world of a difference… How close are we to my birthday… Sigh.

In a medium bowl, beat together eggs and milk. Pour into the skillet over the vegetables. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Reduce heat to low, cover, and cook 5 to 7 minutes, or until eggs are firm.

You guys. There is such as thing as a GARLIC PRESS. Why would you not get one? This keeps you from STINKING like garlic for days after using it to cook. So smart. You're welcome for that handy tip. Oh, you already knew? Shoot...

You guys. There is such as thing as a GARLIC PRESS. Why would you not get one? This keeps you from STINKING like garlic for days after using it to cook. So smart. You’re welcome for that handy tip. Oh, you already knew? Shoot…

*You can also add bacon, sausage, or any other kind of breakfast meat if you want.

(Did you see that footnote at the bottom? I missed it. This would have been incredible with some salty bacon goodness in it. Instead – we had bacon as a side dish. Also – it took much longer than 5-7 minutes to cook it in the end. But you’ll know it’s done when the eggs are nice and firm! ) Overall – this was quick – it was easy – and it was a PERFECT way to fairly quickly throw food into a LARGE skillet and tada! done! The best part? I feel like this is fairly customizable. Have tomatoes? Sure, throw them in. Leftover chicken? Why not. Some spices? Toss away.

It did take long enought that by the time it was done - I was ready to eat it. Therefore, no 'finished' photo exists. Whoops.

It did take long enough that by the time it was done – I was ready to eat it. Therefore, no ‘finished’ photo exists. Whoops. And I might be a little bit of a messy cook. My bad. No worries. I do clean up after myself…

We’ve got a way to go until we’re absolutely caught up on blog posts. A story about a crock pot… a post about some buffalo chicken… and the follow-up on my January goals and setting goals for February. Maybe you’ll just get two posts today? Could you be so lucky?You might friends. You just might. Keep those little fingers crossed!

The Blessed DMV

I move to a new city. I research the grace period on when I need new license plates – and I find it’s 90 days. So I set my January goal “get that done.”

What I didn’t anticipate was the level of difficulty it could possibly be to get new license plates in the state of Colorado. Let me give you a break down of what you need (you know, partly in case you ever want to move here and partly because I just really need to vent this all out):

  1. A Colorado’s Drivers License (we will come back to this)
  2. A VIN inspection (you go to the one option in your county, they charge you $15, they run a report, you need that)
  3. Proof of insurance in Colorado
  4. A copy of your registration

So – that leads me to my second goal – get a Colorado License. Oh, well what do you need for one of those suckers?

  1. Your old license (makes sense)
  2. Proof of your current address (fine, I’ve got a bank statement)
  3. Your passport (what?!) or…
  4. Your birth certificate

No. Your social security card doesn’t count.

How’d I find this out? I went to the DMV (with a fellow coworker who was ALSO trying to get his license) and we both got rejected. Hard. After psyching myself up. Telling myself it wasn’t going to be so bad at the DMV. There would probably not be any lines (side note: there weren’t – so at least we got rejected quickly…), all of the workers would be friendly (they really weren’t ba) and that this would be a great way to show the world that I am officially living in this new state… And then BAM! Rejected.

Here’s part of the kicker – you HAVE to have your middle name on either your passport (which is optional) and/or there’s about 7 requirements that have to be met on your birth certificate.

Say what?

Here’s what I’m telling you folks – it’s easier to get a passport than it is to get a driver’s license in the state of Colorado.

In my mind that doesn’t make sense? But I’ll get over it. What I won’t get though, is a driver’s license and my plates by the end of January… only because I have to get my birth certificate from my previous home town, where it’s stored, because really, who ever needs their birth certificate.

Apparently anyone trying to get a license in Colorado.

But I don’t want to leave you with a sour taste in your mouth. So I’ll tell you this. I’m at the airport in Colorado Springs right now. My 7:05pm flight is the last one out of the airport (seriously, so cute) and there was no one in the ticket line and not a soul to be seen in security.

And there’s free wi-fi.

So don’t worry my friends – Colorado’s not all bad… parts of it are pretty darn wonderful. Maybe just not-so-much the DMV…

Friends

I wanted to warn you in advance not to worry about me while you don’t hear from me in the next couple of days… But my BFF is in town. I have been so lucky and so fortunate to have so many wonderful visitors this month. Friends from college, friends from life, what a wonderful wonderful month full of new and old friends! But this weekend should be extra special – because the girl who traveled with me in the UHaul, the one that spent a free weekend unloading all of my furniture and making my apartment a home… that girl is in town. That’s right folks, Jillian Michaels is in the house! And the best part? She brought me a present:

Why yes, those are "Best" and "Friend" necklaces. Be jealous.

Why yes, those are “Best” and “Friend” necklaces. Be jealous.

We’ve got plans to explore the city, shop at the outlet mall and spend some quality time meeting my new friends.

It’s bound to be a great weekend.

But you’ll just have to wait and hear about it on Monday.

And yes, I will absolutely be wearing a ridiculous pink sparkle necklace with the work “friend” on it all weekend. I’m sure that’ll make every picture we take that much more ridiculous.

And awesome.

 

Pinterest Challenge – Chili and Cinnamon Rolls

This weekend I came to the harsh realization that having a meal of ‘chili and cinnamon rolls’ is not a normal thing. I was shocked. Everyone eats this as a meal at home. You order the pairing off of restaurant menus. When there is chili – you know that cinnamon rolls are going to be provided. It’s just what you do!

Well, apparently that’s just a midwest thing? My new friends thought I was crazy.

Update: I’m only slightly crazy.

I knew I needed to remedy this situation so I invited the crew over to try this amazing combination. I’m sure in your head you’re thinking “Bets – it’s not a challenge if you’ve made it before.” Well, I’d agree. Then share the very sad, very guilty secret that in my 27 years – I’ve never made a chili recipe before. Scratch that, that’s a blatant lie – I’ve made turkey chili before that was TERRIBLE and used cubed turkey meat. Nasty. But my other chili cook off attempts have been Hormel Chili straight out of the can and into the crock pot. It’s a shame. But it’s the truth.

Not this time. This time I opened up my handy dandy cookbook that I received as a Christmas gift and found an amazing recipe for Tex-Mex Chili. Great news – this cookbook is fairly basic and comes with helpful hints like “how to cut an onion” – thank you cookbook. It’s like you know me. That’s incredibly handy.

I forgot to mention – here’s what I learned is the best part about chili. You can run home for lunch, throw everything in a crock pot and then arrive home for dinner and TADA! You’ve got a meal. Done and sold!

Would you look at this. It's beautiful. Also beautiful, when you already have sour cream and green onions in your fridge from your last meal. Having a full fridge is amazing.

Would you look at this. It’s beautiful. Also beautiful, when you already have sour cream and green onions in your fridge from your last meal. Having a full fridge is amazing.

Tex-Mex Chili

This meal fed 9 people… took about 30 minutes of prep time and then sat in the crock pot for 5 hours.

  • 1 1/2 lbs ground beef (I just used two pounds – what can I say – I like meaty chili!)
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 5 garlic cloves, minced (Update: mincing garlic makes you stink. Please just be aware)
  • 1 can (14-1/12 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup V8 juice
  • 1/4 cup brewed coffee
  • 2 envelopes chili seasoning
  • 1 can (16 ounces) refried beans
  • 1 can (15 ounces) Ranch Style beans (pinto beans in seasoned tomato sauce)
  • 2 tablespoons ground cumin
  • 2 tablespoons chili powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon lemon juice

In a large skillet (when it says large, it means large, because this is A LOT of stuff – you ::might:: need to make it in two batches, that was our plan), cook beef and onion over medium heat until meat is no longer pink. Add garlic; cook 1 minute longer. Drain. Stir in the tomatoes, water, juice, coffee and chili seasoning.

Transfer to a 4-qt. slow cooker. Stir in remaining ingredients. Cover and cook on low for 4-5 hours to allow flavors to blend.

And no good chili dinner is complete without a little help from…

Easiest dessert ever! Made from "scratch" - and - the perfect compliment to chili.

Easiest dessert ever! Made from “scratch” – and – the perfect complement to chili.

Cinnamon Rolls in a Snap

The Rolls:

  • 4 1/2 cups biscuit/baking mix
  • 1 1/3 cups milk (I actually bought real milk for this and not almond milk because I was worried about the consequences)

The Filling:

  • 2 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 1/4 cup sugar (which I did not own and had to get at the store, shame, I know)
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

The Icing:

  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 tablespoons milk
  • 2 tablespoons butter, melted
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

In a large bowl, combine biscuit mix and milk. Turn onto a floured surface, knead 8-10 times. Roll the dough into a 12 inch x 10 inch rectangle (seriously, do people actually measure this?). Spread with butter. Combine the sugar and cinnamon and sprinkle over butter.

Roll up from a long side, pinch seam to seal. Cut into 12 slices, place with cut side down on a large greased baking sheet.

Bake at 450 degrees from 10-12 minutes or until golden brown. Meanwhile, combine the icing ingredients, spread over warm rolls. Serve warm.

The entire meal was a hit. A huge success. People loved the chili. People loved the cinnamon rolls. Which – to clarify – were a little less like rolls and more like biscuits. Just keep that in mind! But most importantly people enjoyed the combo. I mean – don’t get me wrong – there were many jokes about how strange ‘my kind’ was. But overall, it appears everyone was pleased!

The best news – I’m learning to love this cooking thing. It’s therapeutic. And there’s nothing quite like enjoying a meal with people who you can laugh with. Plus – having someone around while you do dishes – that’s really great! Not sure what I’ll be doing next week for our meal together – so I’m taking ideas! Go ahead and comment – or send me text/email!

The Knife Set

Let me set the scene for you here.

I’m in the kitchen with four friends. We’re making meatloaf. There’s about 100 vegetables that go into the meatloaf that need to be diced. I have zero cutting boards and about two (maybe three?) knives that can be used to cut something. Neither is strong enough to accidentally cut off a finger nail while chopping (don’t lie – you’ve totally done that).

I hand the two semi-decent knives to two girls (who happen to be sisters – which is awesome). With two rounded (almost bowl like) plates for them to chop on. Both are perfectionists and both are laughing in hysterics at the near impossible cutting conditions.

All prevailed – and although I may have razzed them at the time for their slowness – the meal came together perfectly (as we saw a few posts ago).

Fast forward to yesterday when I sent out the email about our next Pinterest Challenge Dinner evening.

Here was my response from one of the cutting friends:

Fact: I have a present for you at my house.

 Spoiler: It’s cutting boards. Also the knife set I’m letting you borrow til you get a better one for your birthday.

First – how could we not immediately love her? She’s sweet, she’s generous and she speaks in a near identical tone to mine. We were meant to be friends.

Second – She is so kind as to give me her ENTIRE knife set. She lives in a house with two other girls who both have what’s she’s referring to as “far better” knives. But seriously, her knives are the sharpest and most amazing knives I have ever used. These suckers WILL cut off a finger nail. How’s that for new best friend status? I’d say pretty good.

Now on my counter resides my fancy pants loaner knife set and my new spice rack. It would appear to a stranger that would walk into my house (no, I don’t allow strangers to walk into my house – but let’s all just imagine in this situation that I did) I might be the type of person that would actually use the kitchen. Which, my friends, is a first and I am so excited about.

I’m also excited because we’ve got a cooking night tonight.

Who would have ever imagined that I might be excited about cooking? Whoa life change.

So thank you to my lovely friend for such a sweet and thoughtful gift. I’m tempted to call her Knife Girl, because of this fabulous gift, but that will seem weird in future posts as I’m sure I will talk about her more and more. But really, the more I think about it, the more I think she seems like the perfect Knife Girl…

Yup. Knife Girl it is. Sorry dear, sometimes you just can’t shake the perfect nickname…

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Cat Cabinet – Before and After

Remember this old thing?

Good bones people. It's all about good bones.

Good bones people. It’s all about good bones.

Well looky look how it all turned out:

Try your best to ignore the terribly ugly linoleum and cheap carpet. Focus on those amazing knobs... and that beautiful color...

Try your best to ignore the ugly linoleum and cheap carpet. Focus on those amazing knobs… and that beautiful color…

The best news? It was WAY under the $90 I would have spent on Amazon for the already manufactured one. Here’s my breakdown:

  • New piece of furniture $20 (thank you ReStore)
  • Spray paint (with primer) $10
  • Knobs (I know, I had the wood ones, but absolutely couldn’t say no to these) $8

$38. And it’s beautiful. An absolute and complete win! Now all we need is a hole in the side and we’ve got ourselves the most beautiful and over-the-top cat litter box of all times.

And no worries friends – my apartment has FINALLY lost the smell of spray paint. Nothing like having your windows wide open when it’s 8 degrees outside. Lesson learned. Now who needs something else done? I’m just itching for a new project…

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Oh the things I’ve learned…

If this doesn't just make you smile...

If this doesn’t just make you smile…

Today on my agenda – ‘be handy’ – aka today was the day I was going to paint my own nightstand/future cat cabinet. In the process I also managed to:

  • Take down Christmas decorations at a sorority house
  • Explore and fall in love with a beautiful/clean/happening Goodwill in my area
  • Run errands, enjoy dinner and chuckle over some good episodes of The Nanny with my lovely friend and fellow lover of all things Beyoncé
  • Find new perfect knobs (on super sale), remove old knobs and hinges, sand like crazy and learn why spray painting inside is seriously frowned upon (seriously – don’t do it – terrible idea)… all for the most perfect and lovely and wonderful new furniture addition in the apartment

And here’s my preview of how incredible and amazing this puppy is going to look:

Would you just LOOK at those knobs!?!?

Would you just LOOK at those knobs!?!? And the ivory – oh the ivory!

 

Tomorrow – we will reassemble – and it’s going to be incredible. In fact, I might have a really hard time cutting a hole in the side. This beautiful piece of furniture for a cat? I am officially crazy…

Stay tuned…